Virus Warning (1)
If you receive any sort of 'work' at all, whether via email, internet
or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
This has been circulating around our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open it or even look at it have found that their
social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter 'work' via email, then to purge the virus, send an
email to your boss with the words 'I've had enough of your shit...I'm
off down the pub'. Your brain should automatically forget the 'work' and
your career will now be successfully destroyed.
If you receive 'work' in paper-document form, simply lift the document
and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your hat and
coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints
of beer. After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that 'work'
will no longer be of any relevance to you and that 'Scooby Doo' was the
greatest children's cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone
in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the 'work' virus has corrupted your life.
Go out and get some friends.
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