Category	food jokes
Subcategory	jokes about beer

• Beer is better than women becuase...
• The beer drinker's prayer
• Guide to beer drinking
• Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862
• The morning after

"If my career fails there is always alcoholism to fall back on." (Entertainer Frank Skinner)

New Iraqi Beer

The Iraqi government came out with a new beer.
It's called "Scud Light".
The only problem......
It takes 11 or 12 of em' before it hits ya!!!!!

Bubba's Lawsuit

Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.

"And now someone's suin' them fast food restaurants for making 'em fat and cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"

"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"

"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinking, can I sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've slept with?"

The french poet Baudelaire once wrote 'we should always be drunk. That is the be-all and end-all, the only choice there is. To no longer feel the horrible burden of time, which racks your shoulders and bows you downwards to the earth, you must make yourself ceaselessly drunk'.

Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About eight beers.