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First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. After casting about for a suitable pearl, Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Two lovely hips to increase his desire, Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Q: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame? A: The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen? |
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